I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
How naked do you want me to be?
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