your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
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And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
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"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon