I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?