we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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