But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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