I just saw a hot homeless man
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
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Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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