Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
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not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
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All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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