i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
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No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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