it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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