Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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