My room smells like vodka and shame
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Randomize
