Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I wish there were birth control emojis
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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