this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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