Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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