Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Come share oat with me in your robe
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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