I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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