I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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