everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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