I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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