You're my little dorito
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Randomize
