belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
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shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
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You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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