She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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