no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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