its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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