I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
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That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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