just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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