You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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