one might say we're banned from that church
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
It's like God shit irony all over that family
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
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my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
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Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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