what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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