why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
my poor anus
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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