Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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