Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Two words: nipple clamps
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