I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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