I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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