Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
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you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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