your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Randomize
