Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
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We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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