Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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