I think I died a long time ago.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
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Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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