i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
where are my eyebrows?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
