Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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