dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
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