i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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