Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
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shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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