Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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