I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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