me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
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quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
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Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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