please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
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Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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