I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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