dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
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Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
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That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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