with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I know her cup size but not her name....
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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