But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
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I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
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I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook