We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"