you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.