Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
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Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
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Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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